WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE I DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE OR AN IPOD SO I WOULD LITERALLY PRINT OUT FANFICS AND READ THEM AT SCHOOL
remember the struggle, kids.
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3 HOLE PUNCH + 3$ BINDER
Don’t forget, back-to-back, and in that font you love (for reading) and color that’s easy on your eyes but hard to read for those snooping people looking over your shoulder wondering what you’re so engrossed about and you’re just like “Do you mind?” (that last part’s probably just me haha)
Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date a man who body slams into doors wielding knives and covered in blood. Date Hannibal Lecter.
And don’t forget: Date a man who is a perfect gentleman. Date a man who values cleanliness and order. Date a man who has beautiful flower-arranging skills. Date a man who cooks sunny-side-up eggs by throwing an egg up in the air and skillfully catches it on a frying spatula’s neck, having it cleanly crack straight on to the pan. Date a man who can also throw a potato in the air and catch it with his expensive kitchen knife. Date a man who has fine taste in cuisine. Date a man who speaks in metaphors but still make sense. Date a man with impeccable style in EVERYTHING. Date a man with manners. Date a man who’s respectful and respectable. Date a man with hyper-acute olfaction. Date a man who possesses a brilliant mind and knows how to use it. Date a man who has a critical mind. Date a man who is a fast-thinker. Date a man who accomplishes murders and never gets caught—and if almost caught, deals efficiently with his predicament. Date a man who knows what he’s doing. Date Dr. Hannibal Lecter, played by no other than Mads Mikkelsen, indeed.
I don’t often do this but…I’m posting up my twitter: @yakult1Litre Just so I can fucKIN FANGIRL OVER HANNIBAL WITH SOMEBODYYYYYYYY (TT ∀ TT) I’m late with all the hype, on purpose, so I could revel in the beauty that is Mr. Bryan Fuller’s creation, on my own, THEN share my insights to the virtual world. Sounds pathetic but hey, who listens to people in the real world anymore? (Sad but definitely true in this generation…) So there..those who are still hung up on the series, FANGIRL WITH MEEEE >:D PS. The show only HAD 2 Seasons and if there wasn’t a 3rd one in the works (coming out this October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I still would be satisfied. THAT is how awesome Bryan Fuller made the show to be. Perfect cast, BEAUTIFUL cinematography, concepts, the character costumes, ugh just AMAZING.